We are going to an outdoor wedding tomorrow in Maryland. I am sure it will be beautiful and I am looking forward to it. I am. It's just that...
Nothing fits me. I am breastfeeding so I am um..... top heavy. My body is between a size 10 and 12 but I am a very vuluptious DD. I dare you to find clothes off the rack to go to an outdoor wedding.
I could wear a dress, but it would have to button up so I could whip it out when necessary. So that is a pain. I could wear a skirt, but it can't be too short since I'll be chasing after a toddler and lugging around a baby which involves a lot of squatting down. It can't be a long tight skirt since I will need room to bolt if the toddler takes off and I must chase him down in this state park.
So I chose a pantsuit. Hopefully that will work. Now if I can just figure out which bra will offer the most support so I can dance.
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BL - Big Love. Our oldest. He's currently 3 1/2 and the biggest extrovert you've ever met. Loves sports, animals and refused to let his mother cuddle.
EPT - The "baby." Colic for the first 4 months confirmed we will not have any other. While he is usually the most pleasant kid you've ever met, sometimes he reminds us that we'll never want to pee on a stick again.
The Pack - Two big dogs. Both females. 7 and 10 years of age. Both rescues. Both Omega dogs. It can be interesting.
The Zoo - Includes 2 cats and a box turtle. Sometimes we have a fish. Sometimes we also have a foster dog.
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4 comments:
Fashion solution:
A-frame frock that zips up the front...like Dumbledore!
Couldn't seem to find one of those at Kohl's.
how you gonna shake your groove thang while chasing the little ones?
Ok, I just LOVE that you said "whip it out!"
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