Toddlerisms

Big Love, my three year old, just can't figure out how I know so much. I know when he's tired, when he's hungry, when he's thirsty, when he has to pee... and all before he says a word.

So he thinks he finally has figured it out. He told me the other day that mommies must keep all the stuff they know that daddies and others don't know in their boobies. That's why mommies have bigger boobies.

Does that make Pamela Anderson smarter than me?