Sunday, November 11, 2007

Mommy: 0 Vomit: 5

Instinct and Common Sense.... they don't always mesh.

Instinct: While holding projectile vomitting toddler, run frantically through the house trying to get to somewhere he can throw up and not dirty the couch, the carpet, the clothes....

Common Sense: While toddler is vomitting, one should not run with him as it will splatter more!

EVERY time it happened, instinct prevailed. DAMNIT!

3 comments:

Shazza said...

LMAO! It's either that or try to catch the vomit in your own bare hands.

Time to bring out the "sick bucket".

Good luck Mom.

Unknown said...

Funny.

I can picture it, very funny.

will smama said...

TOTALLY cracking me up because I can SEE it... and yet not get any one me.