Tuesday, December 29, 2009

Mom's Questions

Every day I feel that I ask a question I don't want to ask. At least once a day.

Today's?

"Did you fart in the guest bedroom?"

Why does it matter? Because if he did, then I need to make sure he gets lots of water or juice so that can get out of his colon. And if he didn't, I need to find the dog poop.

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