You Can't Argue With That Logic

Big Love, my 3 1/2 year old, was in the bathtub when I saw him slip something in his mouth. He did it kind of on the sly (well, as much as a 3 year old can). I said, "What do you have in your mouth?"

Long pause. "A booger."

Me: "Buddy. It came out of your nose. Your body doesn't need it anymore! You don't want to put it back in!"

Him: "But now it will come out of my butt."

Well..... true.